Edmondia: watched gargoyles last night
Edmondia: 'cloud fathers' was on
Edmondia: and now Coyote's poinging about in my head
EnsTren: eee?
Edmondia: he appears to have latched onto a rather perturbed Owen in a decidedly overly-affectionate way
Edmondia: he's hanging off of one of his arms and getting on his nerves
EnsTren: heee
EnsTren: in a...I want in your pants way or not?
Edmondia: definitely not
Edmondia: as in the way I hang off of my big brother when he comes home
EnsTren: ah
Edmondia: "EEE! One of my favorite people is here!" *GLOMP*
Edmondia: Owen has tried everything short of a crowbar to pry him off
Edmondia: and is now seriously considering that option
EnsTren: eee
Edmondia: "This, Mr. Xanatos, is one of the reasons I did not want to go to the Gathering."
"Awww, cousin, you know you love us!"
"...Coyote has apparently overindulged in peyote recently."
"Sure I - hey!"
EnsTren: *snarks*
EnsTren: "Fortunetly he doesn't seem to have indulged in Avalon lager."
Edmondia: "I want to be awake for the next decade."
EnsTren: "The only reason why you aren't awake is because you are knocked out when you turn your drunken amorus attentions on someone who doesn't want it."
Edmondia: "So who knew Viviane didn't like people flipping up her skirts?"
EnsTren: "Viviane didn't knock you out. Odin did when you tried him."
Edmondia: "...oh, it was him? Remind me to spike his ale next time I see him."
EnsTren: A snort.
Edmondia: "What?"
EnsTren: "You deserved it"
Edmondia: "It was an honest mistake!"
EnsTren: "You were asking to see his sasuage."
Edmondia: "...oh."
Edmondia: A sheepish grin. "I guess he had a reason, then."
EnsTren: "Idiot, go home."
Edmondia: "But it's boring!"
EnsTren: "Go home."
Edmondia: "But I don't wanna!"
EnsTren: "Do you even have permission."
Edmondia: "Ayup! To visit my pet human!"
EnsTren: "Go to hell and vist them"
Edmondia: He pouted. "Aww, cuz, don't you like me anymore?"
EnsTren: "Have I ever?"
Edmondia: He sniffled melodramatically. "We were just worried... you didn't come home and you didn't tell anybody... and then Oberon got so pissed off... geez, you coulda been dead!"
EnsTren: "What makes you think I won't be?"
Edmondia: "...what do you mean?"
EnsTren: "I can't use magic unless I'm teaching or defending Alex. So sooner or later I'm going to be stuck in this body perminately."
Edmondia: "...well that's a bit awkward."
EnsTren: "Cyote, I thought you were smarter than that. How can a fey hide from Oberon and a Gargoyle dog tracker?"
Edmondia: "Um... they can't."
EnsTren: A very puckly sigh from the very owen man, and he chastised him in the voice of puck. "Cyote, we're tricksters, we invent, we distract, we amuse, and distort. Think man!"
Edmondia: "...hide as a human in a room with iron walls?"
EnsTren: "...that is part of the disguise, so much iron on this isle..."
EnsTren: "How do we make our mortal guises though?"
Edmondia: "Magic?"
EnsTren: "And they are made of magic."
Edmondia: "Uh... yes?"
EnsTren: "But what if the body was completely mortal?"
Edmondia: "...you could die in it?"
EnsTren: "It ages."
Edmondia: "Don't you reset it?"
EnsTren: "I can only do that when I tansform back from Puck. Oberon, despite being a git and oblivious, isn't a complete idiot. He knows quite well what I did. After all I was not ten feet from him and he didn't recognize me until I changed."
Edmondia: "...that wasn't nice of him."
Edmondia: "Suppose you - you get old and die or something!"
EnsTren: "That's the point."
Edmondia: "...we'll doesn't that sort of screw him over too?"
EnsTren: "I'm stuck here eternally. So it wouldn't make any diffrance."
Edmondia: "...um, about that, yeah... Er, me and the guys... were wondering what had happened to you, so we sort of did a little checking up in the library, and, erm, did you happen to know that you're still listed as the heir to the throne?"
EnsTren: It was the first time Owen had a thunderstuck expression on his face. If it was in character he would have facefaulted.
EnsTren: A slight shrug that was definetly Puck and the voice was that of Owen, "As I have said. Oberon can be oblivious. Furthermore given the logivity of the fey there is no race to change the Puck's status quickly."
Edmondia: "Um, who else could do it? Realistically speaking?"
EnsTren: "Change the status?"
Edmondia: "Be Oberon's heir. And not... like, be scary and power-mad about it."
EnsTren: "The Three, or since I have no doubt that he and Queeny are making like rabbits..."
Edmondia: "There's a mental image I totally didn't need..."
Edmondia: "And the Three are skeeeeeeeeeeery psycho bitches."
Edmondia: "...with big boobs."
EnsTren: "Why do you think and tumbled all three of them?"
Edmondia: "...even the one that looks exactly like you?"
EnsTren: "Yes."
Edmondia: "...kinky. Disturbing, yet kinky. And do you really think they'd have more kids?"
EnsTren: "They don't have to worry about Mother or I fucking the child up."
Edmondia: "How does that explain the Three?"
EnsTren: "I fucked them up"
Edmondia: "I'm assuming you mean in a more than biological way?"
EnsTren: "I tossed Aliel into fountains and tried to drown him"
Edmondia: "Who?"
EnsTren: "Thier first kid."
EnsTren: "he's dead."
Edmondia: "They had a kid before you?"
Edmondia: "Why's he dead?"
EnsTren: "He tried to kill me, got exiled, went insane, tried to kill me again recently, and then Oberon punted him to be with Mommy."
Edmondia: "...still doesn't make sense."
Edmondia: "If Oberon really wanted you dead, why'd he punt his firstborn off to the loony?"
EnsTren: "He was loyal to Oberon's mother because she brought him up while they brought me up."
Edmondia: "Hookay, but why not let what's-his-face bump you off first?"
EnsTren: "Oberon doesn't care a shit about any of his children."
Edmondia: "Um."
Edmondia: "That doesn't answer my question."
EnsTren: "He doesn't care either way, but he can't let control get away from him so he penalized Aliel."
Edmondia: "For trying to kill you even though when you're off the island you're out of the king's protection?"
EnsTren: "It endangered Alex, and if he lets that Tania would be angry."
Edmondia: "Aha. So you're safe because of Alex?"
EnsTren: "Yes."
Edmondia: "Smooth."
EnsTren: Another shrug.
Edmondia: "...why are you two so snappy at each other anyway?"
EnsTren: "Guess."
Edmondia: "...well he obviously liked you enough to raise you and name you as heir at some point in the past..."
EnsTren: "It was during the war."
Edmondia: "War...? Oh, that war, right. Wouldn't you have been a little kid then?"
EnsTren: "Yes."
Edmondia: "...weird."
EnsTren: "Never said it wasn't"
Edmondia: He shrugged. "So... when was the falling-out?"
EnsTren: "Oberon's idiotcy."
Edmondia: "Is that all I get?"
EnsTren: "Yes"
Edmondia: "Nobody ever tells me anything," he pouted.
EnsTren: "You're too simple to comprehend"
Edmondia: "Maybe I would comprehend if someone would just tell me."
EnsTren: "Is it normal for your kid to have to bow and scrape and call you master?"
Edmondia: "I'm sensing years of repression rising to the surface here. This is good."
EnsTren: "Fuck off"
Edmondia: "See? If you weren't holding back years of pissed-off-ed-ness, you wouldn't be biting the head off of someone who's just trying to help."
EnsTren: "Go away. I can smell Avalon you."
Edmondia: He glared. "Now you're just being mean."
EnsTren: "I am not."
Edmondia: "Why are you trying to get rid of me then?"
EnsTren: "I am irritated."
Edmondia: "With me?"
EnsTren: "Yes"
Edmondia: He scowled down at the floor. "I was just worried about you."
EnsTren: "Why?"
Edmondia: "...now there's the world's stupidest question."
EnsTren: "Go away, Cyote. I'm dead to Avalon, remember?"
Edmondia: "Not to us," he said quietly, eyes still on the ground.
EnsTren: "Don't let Him hear you say that"
Edmondia: "It's still true," he muttered sullenly, "I don't care who hears, it's still true."
EnsTren: "Eh, doesn't matter," he said philisophically, "I'm going to drop dead old and wrinkled eventually."
Edmondia: "...really?"
EnsTren: "Yes. And my bones and flesh will disinergrate into the iron laden earth."
Edmondia: Coyote shivered and hugged himself. "Don't say that."
EnsTren: "It's the truth, because I'm eternally banished, that means I don't get a propper send off on Avalon."
Edmondia: "It's not fair."
EnsTren: "It never is"
Edmondia: "...you know we love you, right?"
EnsTren: "Now you're scaring me"
Edmondia: "Dude, in a non-icky way."
EnsTren: "So says the man after Odin's sasuage"
Edmondia: "I was smashed! That was so not me normally! ...besides, Beth Maza's hot."
EnsTren: "Feh"
Edmondia: "What? She is!"
EnsTren: "Isn't she like your daughter or something?"